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Predmet: Nemogu vjerovat! Jel to oni ozbiljno?

Pismo Plivi:

Ja sam Marija Horvath, znanstvenica na University of Science and Space Exploration u Texas. Nase istrazivanje je trenutno usmjereno prema pravilnoj hrani astronauta. Razvijamo pod pokroviteljstvom vlade «tajni» sastojak kodiran pod imenom – vitamin Q. Nase obavjestajne agencije su nas obavijestile o vasim istrazivanje i o vasem poznavanje projekta «Q». To moze jedino znaciti da ste nekako dobili informaciju od nekih nasih znanstvenika. Molim vas da odmah obustavite sva istrazivanje, budući da je ovo iskljucivo projekt USSE. Ukoliko ne dobim odgovor sa objasnjenjem kako ste dosli do informacija, zasto, i hocete li obustaviti daljnje istraživanje, Americka vlada ce biti primorena dici sudsku tuzbu.

Molim da odgovorite sto prije,

Marija Horvath

University of Science and Space Exploration, Huston, Texas

p.s. ukoliko ste imali poteskoca sa mojih hrvatskim jezikom (već 10 godina radim i zivim u Amerika), molim vas da to naglasite, te da vam napisem mail na engleski jezik.

Ok, ovo je užas amaterski, čak sam i email fulala, ali oni su ipak odgovorili...

Poštovana, 

Mi smo odjel elektroničkog poslovanja i ne bavimo se istraživanjima.

Koliko mi je poznato, u našim razvojnim projektima nemamo ništa slično.

proslijedili smo Vaš e-mail u istraživački institut.

 S poštovanjem,

 dr. Ivana Klinar

Uredništvo PLIVAmed.net-a

Pliva d.d.

Elektroničko poslovanje

E sad, valjda će istraživački institut odgovorit nešto u svoju obranu..I bolje im je, jer ako nebudu, na vrata će im ocito pokucat agent Smith! Ili njima, ili meni...

Pismo Sc Johnsonu:

Date: 08/31/04
From: <consumerproducts@scj.com>
To: "consumer products" <crcemail@scj.com>
Subject: CRC Website comments - Glade

Title: Ms.
First Name: Marija
Last Name: Horvath
Address: Zagreb Street 78
City: Velika Gorica
State/Province: HI
 Product: Glade
Comments: Glade spray seemed innocent enough when I bought it, even
my friend Melissa recomended it to me. She said that it smells great. I had
to try at least one of them, because my house is near the land fill so you
know what Im talking about.
I went to the local store, and bought 3 pieces of Glade sprays. When I came
home, I plugged them in. At first it was good smell, nothing too much. But
then, I started to smell something weird, it was like something was burning.
I went back to the living room, and Oh-MY-GOD! All of your 3 Glade sprays
melted down and fire cought my curtains!
To cut a long story short, my house burned to the ground. Your Glade sprays
did it! I know it! Fireman said so and forensic tests that were taken showed
that it was Glade.
Im all beaten up now, partly by the sad situation, partly by my crazy
alcoholic husband who blames me for what happened.
I demand a full refund and maybe some free stuff.

I hope you have a good explanation for this,
Marija

Molim da se primjeti kak sam navela da mi je adresa Zagreb Street 78, grad Velika Gorica, a država Hawaii...

Može li itko ovo shvatit ozbiljno... očito da:

Ms. Horvath,
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