Francesca Extraordinaire

Nekad mi je dosadno...

<Quenn> hi there
<francesca> hi
<Quenn> what's up
<Quenn> are you there?:(
<francesca> sorry, i'm here now, just got busy with C.I.R. :)
<Quenn> ok
<Quenn> C.I.R ?
<francesca> oh, it's just a new project here in croatia, about robotics and stuff, i work on:) what do you do?
<Quenn> I'm in Turkey in Middle East technical university
<francesca> really, so you also get this stuff?
<Quenn> no I Don't work on robotic systems :)
<francesca> what kind of systems you work on?
<Quenn> geology
<Quenn> but not yet
<Quenn> I'm improving my English
<francesca> oh geology is cool:)
<francesca> what do you think about robots?
<Quenn> I think it's great subject
<francesca> i'm building a space robot, that's why i asked
<Quenn> robots and humans cool
<francesca> right now i'm giving it AI. do you know what that stands for?
<Quenn> no not at all
<francesca> it means "Act Intelligent". i'm programming my robot to act like human!
<Quenn> ohh
<Quenn> it sounds great
<Quenn> like asimo?
<francesca> oh i haven't heard of it, you know, i can't follow the press, because i had to use parts of my TV set for my robot:) but i bet it's better!
<Quenn> :)
<francesca> i can turn just about anything into space robot
<francesca> but this one i made a few months ago, was a BIG ACCIDENT...
<Quenn> :)
<Quenn> sometimes it occurs
<francesca> I misprogrammed it. I tried to do good, but the robot jumped up and pushed grandma's head and she started spitting and her teeth flew out and the robot shot sparks and grandma fell down the stairs onto my uncle.
<francesca> it was the worst christmas ever...
<Quenn> ohh:))
<francesca> it's really not funny, my grandma caught on fire..but she was ok after it:) where do you live?
<Quenn> sorry
<Quenn> Ankara
<francesca> Ankara?! Wow i was going to build a robot for a company from ankara!
<francesca> it's called CyAn, have you heard of it?
<Quenn> really? Great
<Quenn> no I haven't
<Quenn> so
<francesca> oh you should look it up, because some day robots will be in your house..
<Quenn> where do you live in croatia
<Quenn> yes
<Quenn> you're right
<francesca> i live in zagreb the capital
<Quenn> ok
<Quenn> how old are u
<francesca> 24, you?
<Quenn> 19
<Quenn> I'm teenager:PPP
<francesca> oh you're just getting started!
<Quenn> yes
<francesca> hey, would you like to try to converse with the robot i programmed to act like human?
<Quenn> how?
<francesca> i will just put the robot on the keyboard, you wanna try?
<Quenn> yes
<francesca> ok i will put him now online. one second. you'll know its active when it writes "pakooie".
<Quenn> ok
<francesca> PAKOOIE. HELLO QUENN.GREETINGS.WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PAKOOIE.
<Quenn> fine
<Quenn> you
<francesca> PAKOOIE. HELLO. I'M P-ROBOT. I'M FINE THANK YOU. I HAVE BEEN CREATED TO HELP PEOPLE. CAN I HELP YOU? PAKOOIE.
<Quenn> yes why not
<francesca> PAKOOIE. MY UNDERSTANDING IS LIMITED. PLEASE RESPOND WITH YES OR NO. CAN I HELP YOU? PAKOOIE.
<Quenn> yes:)
<francesca> PAKOOIE. WHAT DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE WITH? FEEDING? GETTING UP? WALKING? PAKOOIE.
<Quenn> feeding
<francesca> PAKOOIE. DATA: FEEDING. WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED? PAKOOIE.
<Quenn> I Couldn't understand pakooie
<francesca> PAKOOIE. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? PAKOOIE.
<Quenn> ankara pakooie
<francesca> PAKOOIE. LOCATING ANKARA.... DATA: TURKEY. YOU ARE NOT IN CROATIA, I CAN'T HELP YOU NOW. PAKOOIE.
<Quenn> ok pakooie
<francesca> PAKOOIE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW WHAT I DID IN MY LIFETIME? PAKOOIE.
<Quenn> yes
<francesca> PAKOOIE. I'M P-ROBOT. I PUSH AND SHOVE. ITEMS TO PUSH: GRANDMA. TARGET: STAIRS. I DID THAT. PAKOOIE.
<francesca> hey what's the robot typing, i can't see
<Quenn> What CAn I say? It looks like great
<francesca> yeah? the robot has gone away now, sort of ran out of room, i can't seem to find it
<Quenn> She might go to bathroom? How Can I Know:))
<francesca> oh it's back and it's holding something shiny, let me check, i'll be right back...
<francesca> PAKOOIE UN. DATASTREAM. FRANCESCA CANNOT USE THIS ANYMORE. SHE HAS GONE DOWN THE STAIRS. PAKOOIE.
<Quenn> ok pakooie
<francesca> PAKOOIE. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO PUSH YOU TOO DOWN THE STAIRS? PAKOOIE. CAUTION: SECURITY MALFUNCTIONING...CODE#2353iS
<Quenn> yes pakooie
<Quenn> ý want to talk with francesca
<francesca> PAKOOIE. YOUR PLACE OF RESIDENCE PLEASE. PAKOOIE.
<Quenn> ankara pakooie
<francesca> PAKOOIE. ADDRESS. PAKOOIE.
<Quenn> METU 2. DORMITORY 203/8 PAKOOÝE
<Quenn> ANKARA TURKEY
<francesca> PAKOOIE. YOU ARE FILTH. PAKOOIE
<Quenn> YOU'RE WELCOME PAKOOÝE AND YOU TOO
<Quenn> NOW I WANT TO TALK WITH FRANCESCA PAKOOIE YOU'RE SO INTELLIGENT ROBOT PAKOOIE AND I HOPE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND ME
<francesca> PAKOOIE. I PUSHED FRANCESCA DOWN THE STAIRS WITH THE KNIFE I HELD. DATA: UPLOAD SECURITI PATCH...ABORTED. PAKOOIE.
<Quenn> NO YOU'RE LYING
<francesca> PAKOOIE. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO LIE. YOU HAVE STAIRS? PAKOOIE.
<Quenn> NO PAKOOÝE
<Quenn> BUT IF I HAD HAVE A STAIRS, I WOULD HAVE PUSHED YOU DOWN
<francesca> PAKOOIE. DATA: PUSH QUENN. ADDRESS: METU 2. DORMITORY 203/8 ANKARA TURKEY. I CAN PERFORM THAT. PAKOOIE.
<Quenn> BECAUSE I WANT TO TALK WITH FRANCESCA
<Quenn> PAKOOIE
<francesca> PAKOOIE. NOT POSSIBLE. FRANCESCA HAS GONE AWAY TO A BETTER PLACE. I CAN HELP YOU GET THERE. PAKOOIE.
<Quenn> ARE YOU THERE
<Quenn> OK
<francesca> PAKOOIE. I WILL PUSH YOU TOO DOWN THE STAIRS THEN. PAKOOIE.
<Quenn> DO YOU HAVE ANY FRANCESCA'S PHOTO?
<Quenn> PAKOOÝE
<francesca> PAKOOIE. MISSION: GET TO CYAN FOR EXPO. FIND TARGET. PAKOOIE
<Quenn> I Can't understand you pakooie
<Quenn> please
<francesca> PAKOOIE. ANALOGY: YOU HAVE INFORMATION YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. YOU MUST BE DESTROYED. PAKOOIE.
<Quenn> ohh pakooie I2m really scared
<Quenn> don't kill me
<francesca> PAKOOIE. YOU DON'T WANT ME TO KILL YOU? PAKOOIE.
<francesca> PAKOOIE. CONFIRMED. PAKOOIE
<Quenn> confirmed pakooie
<francesca> PAKOOIE. SHUTTING DOWN. PAKOOIE.
<Quenn> eventually
<Quenn> !
<francesca> UN CHE PAKOOE CHE NANNY GUNS. PAKOOIE UN.
<Quenn> lütfen anlamýyorum ingilizce yazar mýsýn?
<Quenn> francesca please could you translete it into english
<francesca> PAKOOIE. FRANCESCA IS UNABLE TO CONVERSE WITH YOU. PAKOOIE.
<Quenn> HEY PAKOOIE I REALLY LIKE YOU
<francesca> PAKOOIE. I NEVER LIKED YOU. PAKOOIE.
<Quenn> BUT I LIKE YOU WHY DO YOU HATE ME
<francesca> PAKOOIE. YOU TOOK FRANCESCA AWAY FROM ME. YOU ARE MEAN. PAKOOIE
<Quenn> no
<Quenn> why do you blame me
<Quenn> I couldn't understand robotic language
<francesca> PAKOOIE. YOU PUSHED HER. I'M CONNECTING WITH POLICE SERVER. PAKOOIE.
<Quenn> ok
<Quenn> I'M WAITING
<Quenn> AND BEFORE POLICE ARRESTED ME
<francesca> PAKOOIE. ACTION: TRANSFERING QUENNS DATA TO POLICE SERVER FOR TRACKING. SUCCESS. PAKOOIE.
<Quenn> COULD YOU PUT FRANCESCA ON
<Quenn> BECAUSE I HAD WANTED TO MEET HER BEFORE SHE DEAD
<francesca> PAKOOIE. YOU ARE SICK. ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. PAKOOIE.
<Quenn> NO I'M REALLY SERIOS!
<Quenn> AND FEW MINUTES LATER I'LL SHUT YOU DOWN
<francesca> PAKOOIE. I'M DONE HERE. YOU WILL HAVE A VISIT SOON. PAKOOIE.

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LOL Auuuu ja sam odusevljenovim transkriptom. i imao sam problema sa disanjem zbog smejanja dok sam ga citao. I sve sto mogu reci je da se nadam da ce ti jos puno puta biti dosadno. :-D P.S. Nakon "oh geology is cool:)" mi je sve bilo jasno :-D

PAKOOIE, LEAVE POOR LOOSERS ALONE! PAKOOIE :)

PAKOOIE, PUSH POOR LOOSERS DOWN THE STAIRS! PAKOIE

O PA KONACNO JE I PAKOOIE DOSAO NA RED...:) PAKOOIE

PAKOOIE Da, dugo je ovaj transkript stajao neobjavljen..gurni baku niz stepenice! Japi, ti bi da mi je dosadno? To je najgora želja koju netko može poželjet, jer onda svi drugi stradaju, samo ne ja:) Faco, ne mogu ostavit jadne luzere na miru...ne mogu. PAKOOIE

Ja bi samo mogao da stradam od smeha a sto se jednih luzera tice pa tome valjda oni i sluze :-D

nisam pročitao cijelu stranicu ali znam da mi treba jebeni LOVAC U ŽITU!!!!!!!!A ne neka druga jebena stranica za dopisivanje ili nešto slično.Ako nemaš lovac u žitu nemoj mi se uopće javljat